Mike Malloy

[Tom]

Helen Staudinger

The booking mugshot of 92-year-old Helen Staudinger is seen in this handout released March 23, 2011. The central Florida woman fired a semi-automatic pistol four times at her 53-year-old neighbor's house after he refused to kiss her, police said on Tuesday.

REUTERS/Courtesy of Marion County Sheriffs Office/Handout
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Conservatism is a pale horse, and the riders should be called DEATH.

[Don Smith]

The police, responding to a domestic dispute call,found themselves at an oft visited site of domestic mayhem.
The victim, a middle aged male, had died as a result of a knfe wound.
The victim's wife, upon being told she was under arrest for murder,exclaimed,"That sonuva bitch never died before!"
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" A bayonet is a tool with a worker at both ends."- Lenin
Patriotism is a manifestation of the Stockholm Syndrome.
"How does it become a man to behave toward this American government to-day? I answer that he cannot without disgrace be associated with it."
-Thoreau
"Information is the currency of Democracy." Jefferson

[Bill Frank]

He should've just kissed her.




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Alan Berg